Slap your desk. Unplug distractions. Get back to focus.
Faahhh is a tiny focus app that interrupts you the moment you drift. Faahhh sits quietly in your menu bar — then hits you with a loud “Faahh…” (or any custom sound). Slap your desk to trigger it. Unplug something and your laptop screams. No blockers. No dashboards. Just instant awareness, chaos, and focus.
Faahh is a one-time $5 purchase with no recurring fees, works completely offline, contains no cloud logging or user tracking, and includes lifetime free updates—eliminating subscription fatigue and privacy concerns.
Faahh monitors idle time (configurable 1-30 min) and plays loud, attention-grabbing roast sounds that interrupt distraction and force return to work. Users report 15% more focus sessions within the first week.
USB Sentinel feature monitors all USB ports and triggers max-volume roast alarm if mouse, charger, or drive is unplugged, turning the laptop into an active theft deterrent in unsecured environments.
Windows-exclusive Slap Detection uses mic-powered hardware logic to detect desk slaps with zero-latency, allowing users to silence or trigger roasts hands-free—useful when hands are full or mouse is out of reach.
Faahh allows unlimited custom MP3 uploads, preset roast library (Goat, Yamete, Woman, Fart, etc.), and multiple trigger modes (idle time, desk slaps via mic, USB device tampering), enabling personalized focus workflows.